Friday, October 19, 2007

Da Couch


(Stage 1)

Oh, hi! I am Veri, very nice to meet you.

Oh, God, she's good.

Great with the customers.

Yeah, I know.

You suit the place. Never leave us.

A cocktail in the freezer. Only for you.

Another one.

Three more.

A bottle.

A call. Come here, we are at the back.

Cigs, fun, cigs, fun.

Music.

Done.

End. THE End.

Europe.

Come back.

Stupid, no organization at all, slow.

Slow. Slow.

Overloading X.

Doing this, not doing that.

Billllll pleaseeeeee.

Ok, ok, fine.

Money, glamour e time. That's what keeps me.

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(Stage 2)

Oh, hi, I am Magali.

Oh, she is gorgeous! Cute and sexy.

What a skin!

Piercing in the neck. Fun!

Jumping up and down. Up and down.

Hus, hugs, hugs.

I love you, sweetie.

She is so sweet.

Great, that's my girl!

By the way, there is a cocktail for you in the freezer.

Try this.

Hum...

Try this now.

Hum...

I am going to fuck her.

Done.

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(Stage 3)

Oh, hi, I am Kellyn!

Oh, man, she is sexy!

Do you work out?

All the Americans have such a great body!

Jes! What legs!

Do we have a dress code?

Not really.

Linen at the counter. Big ass to the air.

Or to the boss.

Yeah. The couch sort of test.

Approved.

Oh, yeah, try this, Kellyn.

What is that?

Choose any cocktail. What would you like?

Hum...

Freezer.

Linen.

Freezer.

Linen.

I am going to fuck her tonight. I tell you later.

Ok. Uhu.

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Agora o que eu me pergunto, incansavelmente, é: como mulheres, China, América, Indonésia, Brasil ou Casa do Caralho, conseguem cair com um "Beautiful Eyes" and a few Martinis? Não que somos fáceis ou mulheres da vida. Mas é muito fácil convencer uma mulher com apenas dois ingredientes. Alguns elogios, alguns free drinks. E pá! Here we are. De 4. Ou how you will please.

Man, life is tricky. Queria alertar as mulheres sobre esse tipo de boss. Creio eu que já aprendi minha lição, Veridiana não mais cometerá the same mistake. HOWEVER, eu queria alertar o mundão! Todo mundão! Diga não a homens ridículos. Especialmente se eles forem ricos e carecas. E se exercerem algum poder sobre vocês. Eu sei que poder é bom, mas fere.

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Em resumo, foi isso mesmo. Todos bebendo e rindo, menos eu. Damn it. E o Benjamin do bar me tirando de useless, shape up, etc. Shut up, man! E eu não ligaria. Mas sexta-feira, seremos eu e ele ali na chincha. Only the two of us. Damn it again! Vou rezar muito. God is on my side.


Está calor e frio em Bondi, Stevo working his ass off in Glebe. Gorgeous. Cozinhou ontem para mim. Veggie sausages e potato com pesto. Assisti Enemy of the State. Ou of the States, if I will. Oh, well, Big Ben is going to call me at 3, setting me free or making me a fool! We will see. Hate that feeling. Come on, man, November and December, then Bum! BALI BALI BALI!


Can't wait, brow!


Bacios todos.

E viva as mulheres que aprenderam a sua lição.

Me incluo nessa lista.

Bacios especiais para Right de Deus e todo o nosso Quiz em Common.

Miss ya, mate!


Vênus Yo


ps. He actually showed me stain in the couch. A golden velvet couch at the restaurant!

ps2. Take Gabriela out of the window! Sweet Stevo.